What The Fuck

jordaclan:

oh shoot just realised new followers might not know this so: fuck jk rowling. all my homies hate jk rowling

midnightportals:

My therapist wants to know why I over share on tumblr, but can’t tell people these things in real life. 🙃

candyredterezii:

vintagehomecollection:

Creative Gardens, 1986

lazarus—rising:

lazarus—rising:

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

anditslove:

weltenwellen:

Mary Oliver, from “Hum Hum”, A Thousand Mornings

Andrea Gibson, Birthday

littlegingerperson5:

when she pulls your panties to the side to eat it>>

carbonateds-oda:

fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you

amtrak-official:

jmercedesd:

dear-ao3:

times when i (an american) feel patriotic:

-listening to the liberty’s kids theme song
-the olympics
-watching logan sargeant race in f1
-when a british person insults my accent
-every time im in an old navy
-gazing upon the bass pro shops pyramid
-when i see a really good 4th of july meme
-on the off chance i listen to hamilton from top to bottom
-in the american girl doll store
-driving on country highways and seeing fireworks billboards
-eating 99c pizza and bagels with cream cheese in nyc
-any time someone says the us measurement system is stupid
-schoolhouse rock
-amtrak trains

I mean, I’m obligated – @amtrak-official

But also, accurate.

Our trains may not be on time, but they are something to love and admire, also the ADA is what I’m patriotic about